Drouet Le Croix

Drouet Le Croix was born to Pierre 'Le Turk' Le Croix, Marquis of Merde, in the summer of 1600. He was a weak child but close to his father and would spend many a happy hour filing and cross referencing Pierre's collection of Turkish postcards. His elder brother, Nancy, was much closer to his mother and shared the same taste in clothes. Unfortunately, Pierre had a wandering eye and it normally made it's way to the servants quarters and as father spent more time in the kitchen, mother became friendly with Nancy's nautical friends from Cherbourg and finally took to the bottle. It was then that the family wealth began to erode as mother drank and more chambermaids had to visit their aunts in the country.